Oh, Joy? Oh, Yes.

Postgraduate Blues. And then some.

• D: If I don't make it into this [master's] program, it's going to be the worse year ever!
• J: *stares*
• D: you think in joking?! I'm going to stay locked in my bedroom and I'm gonna become 200 pounds.
• J: Stop trippin', you're gonna make it!
• D: But I'm just sayin. What if I don't!
• J: Then you're gonna try again.
• D: The only thing that's gonna stop me from making it is my GPA.
• J: What is it, like a 3.3?
• D: Yah.
• J: That's not bad, that's what I have.
• D: But there's older people!
• J: That's ok, they're not going to last long...